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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

I Am A Man MAGNET!

Seriously.
Can't help it.
Not even trying to be cute.
Young men have been smiling and flirting with me all over North Texas.
Young men.
( I'm pretty sure I have never served lunch to any of these guys)

Even my Mother in Law noticed it!

We had a great time at the in-laws place, by the way.
( maybe more on that later, it was fun, like a vacation! )

So, the cute boys story..,
At one point at Dave And Busters ( a resturant/ game place, kinda like a Chuckie Cheese for grown-ups) a young ( 20's!) guy was next to me at the trivia game , was very friendly, laughing and joking with me. Later, the young men at the sporting goods store, where we took Kate to climb the big wall , were joking with me.
So flash forward to Friday night as we left the resturant and I accidentally tried to put my sweater on inside out ( total dork move) and some really cute young guys waiting outside stopped me from making a huge fashion faux pas.
I thanked them, made a joke they laughed at, they joked back, and then Dad walked out and asked what was funny.
I said, " Oh nothing, just young men flirting with me!"
And that was when Diane, ( the step MIL) said, " You know that has been happening all day!"
And I realised , she was right.
She and I laughed about it.
I said, " Must be my make-up!"

But really, I'm not hot enough for young men to be friendly with me, unless they are just being friendly. ( Do cute young men just be friendly for no reason?)
Oh sure, I look pretty good for my age. I look younger than my age, actually.
But I am about 40 pounds over, middle aged cute.
I 'm the gal who would be hot, if she didn't have 2 chins.
I'm not fat, exactly, I'm just way over my " hot" weight.

So I'm not sure what these goodlooking young ( did I mention they were YOUNG) men were thinking.
Maybe I seem approachable. Maybe I still have the smell of french fry serving Lunch Lady on me. ( Guys love food )

Then today, I am at the local WalMart, and this really cute ( reeeeeeaaallly cute) about 25 year old guy , smiles at me and says, " Hi!"
And he gives me "the eye" .
You know the one, like the sexy eye.
OMG!
I fear I may be emiting some high potency pheremones.
I can't explain it!
I don't even dress good.
Today I was wearing the Ugly Uniform. ( which is , in FACT, the worlds ugliest work uniform)
It's not as if I smell of sex or anything, I'm not even good at sex when I get it.

But for some reason, young men like me. They smile at me, they talk to me.
I don't get it.

It's a mystery.
I'm not going to do anything about it, but I'm not going to complain either.

17 Comments:

Blogger mm said...

Of course they're lusting after you! You are a total hottie! And? I think I want to hang out with you. :)

*checks out buggy's ass*

2:40 AM  
Blogger momma said...

Buggah! You are a hottie. Young men don't just act all flirty for no reason.

9:41 AM  
Blogger ~Nutz said...

Well, first of all... you most definitely are a hottie!

...and I bet you smell like tater tots too! Yummy!!!

10:24 AM  
Blogger Schnookie said...

You are adorable Buggy. Of course the young guys are hot for you. You're hot Buggy! The only guys I have giving me the "eye" are old dirty pervs. *sigh*

11:41 AM  
Blogger Sonya said...

They must like what they see to be flirting with you. Take it as a compliment. I didn't realize until today you were another TX person.

12:11 PM  
Blogger Buggy said...

Sonya,
I am in Granbury, SW of Fort Worth.
The in-laws are up closer to TX Momma, they are in Plano.
In January we will have been Texans for 15 years.

2:41 PM  
Blogger MTW said...

As a guy, I can comment on this expertly. Weight and looks don't always matter as much as you might think. Some women just exude sex appeal. I dont know whether it's the attitude or what, but you can just feel it in their presence.

This is obviously you. And that's if I take you at your word that you're 40 lbs above hot, which is probably not true at all. You probably really ARE a hottie!

Nookie - I am *NOT* a dirty old perv!

2:49 PM  
Blogger Sonya said...

Oh. I'm in Mesquite. Not to far from Plano either. Momma and I have known each other for quite a few years. I have some friends that live in Cresson not to far from Granbury.

8:15 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

*jellus of Buggy, the hottie*

1:09 PM  
Blogger Kimmah said...

I'm sure true has some inappropriate remark about your being short and the perfect table for a beer that would make sense here.

Your natural sweetness just shines through. That's something that's sorely lacking in most youngsters today.

6:21 PM  
Anonymous moon said...

Woo woo! Good for you, Buggy! The young mens know a good thing when they see it.

So...you gonna share some of that magnetism or what? :)

4:51 PM  
Blogger Supes said...

Well, of course. I don't leave $100 tips on just anyones nightstand.

3:36 PM  
Blogger Coco said...

Buggy is cute!

I think that you are probably giving off a mixture of kindness, sexiness, and deep-fried food that they just can't resist.

8:19 PM  
Blogger jenbeauty said...

You are back posting with a vengance...I love it!

You hot woman you....we should hang out b/c this is increasing in my life as well and I am a bit baffled.

I asked the trainer at the gym about this and he said its because a lot of girls his age are snotty and all bony! lol!

9:01 AM  
Blogger Geggy said...

Okay, can you and Jen bottle some of that and send it to me?

Though, come to think of it, a much younger man flirted with me this past Saturday night. But he was so bowled over when I told him my real age that I think I scared him away. I think he said his mom was younger than me.

See? That's the difference. I scare them. You don't.

10:17 AM  
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