Bug Soup

A Broth of Rambling Thoughts ( with some morsels of 'silly' thrown in for flavor)

Monday, November 14, 2005

Monday - Arrrrrrrgh!

I really REALLY , don't want to go to work today.

My procrastination has caught up with me.
I have no clean panties. My daughter has like 50 or 60 pairs of panties, I have none.
I don't even have any bad elastic granny panties left. I could have sworn I put a bunch of panties in the wash wth my work clothes, but no.
I have to go to work in a thong, I'm not pleased.

I have to chop and slice enough tomatoes for the week when I get to work. 150 salads a day, figure it out. I have to slice a whole flipping case of tomatoes. I hate Monday sometimes.

I got in a bit of a verbal altercation with Jesus girl last week , don't have time to explain, but she was all praising the Lord over the anti- gay marriage vote last week. I called her a bigot ( may have compared her to the Klan) .
She spent most of the day weds and thurs, singing.
" Hallilulah thank you Jesus, praise the lord praise the Lord"
She hi-jacked the cd player on thursday, and played praise music, everytime someone turned it off, she stomped over and put her cd back in .
I've about had enough.

So that is what I have to look forward to today, tomatoes and Jesus, with a thong up my ass.
I'll be praying that I don't lose my mind and throw one of those tomatoes at her head.

Have a Happy!


Blogger lights said...

Tomatoes and Jesus with a thong up your ass! Dammit! You made me snort out loud at work. And now I'm sitting here grinning like a friggin idiot. Buggy, you kill me.

Be a rebel. Leave the thong at home and go commando!

9:27 AM  
Blogger ~Nutz said...

Oh Buggy!

You are in a public school, right? I would tell the boss that you are offended by the Jesus speak.

Not to mention the fact that she may be imposing her views on the children. If prayer is not alllowed in school, then Jesus CD's shouldn't be either!

It's not going to get rid of the woman, but at least it will get rid of the music!

...and I'm with Lightsy! I'd rather go commando than wear a thong! Stupid butt floss!

11:29 AM  
Blogger Glowie said...

I wear a thong most days.
I don't like tomatoes.
I agree with Nutz about the weird music.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Yay for Buggy for calling the Jesus freak a bigot. *smooches* to you.

You don't have to cut my tomatoes. I can eat them whole, just like an apple. Pass the salt please.

And please don't cut the cheese. coco and I do that just fine. *poot*

5:50 PM  
Blogger Kimmah said...

I bet Jesus girl would have had heart failure if she'd known you were at work in a thong.

Tomatoes are nasty.

9:23 PM  
Blogger momma said...


Sorry Bug. I'm trying not to laugh but ... well ... it's quite difficult at the moment.

Hope you made it through the day with out chopping up Jesus girl and shoving the thong in her ass.

9:28 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

< mental note >never read Buggy's blog at almost 1 a.m. Sister who has to wake up at 5:30 a.m. does not appreciate the loud laughter < / mental note >

HAHA. Buggy funny. Buggy want to kill Jesus girl by impaling her with tomatoes. I'd totally pay to see that! Especially in a thong.


1:47 AM  
Blogger Swami said...

I hope you wore low rise pants so the top of your thong showed in back. Jesus girl would probably like that.

12:20 PM  
Blogger Rose said...

sorry, i'm just *snorting* too much to type much.

tomato slicing, thong wearing....



9:43 PM  
Blogger HistoryDetective said...

Can I bring a nice guy down to your kitchen so the two us of can make out in front of Jesus girl while wearing nothing but thongs and smearing tomatos all over each other?

6:53 AM  
Blogger Buggy said...


I guess live gay porn would perk the place up a bit!
Hey! Maybe you could just make out with the cute bread delivery guy, cuz I'd pay to see that!

3:38 PM  
Blogger HistoryDetective said...

Can you post a photo of said cute bread delivery guy? Does he play for my team?

4:46 PM  
Blogger Buggy said...

He doesn't play for your team that I know of ( but then I never asked him about his personnal life)
He is just really hot, and seeing him in a thong would be great!

5:01 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

Ooooh, I'd pay to see that, too! :D

2:52 PM  
Blogger Tishy said...

Ok, I would like to see the gay porn with HD and a hottie in front of Jesus freak. I will lend her my Grandma's rosary beads who coincidentally we called her Gaye. If you don't want to wear the thong, go commando

9:59 AM  
Blogger augie said...


I adore you, Buggy.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Coco said...

Buggy funny.

Did you know you were my favourite today?

(oh, and I would have wanted to cram that CD right up where her head apparently is)

7:07 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Hi Buggy! Great chatting with you tonight! *smooch*

7:24 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

More love for ebug :)


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