Monday - Arrrrrrrgh!
I really REALLY , don't want to go to work today.
My procrastination has caught up with me.
I have no clean panties. My daughter has like 50 or 60 pairs of panties, I have none.
I don't even have any bad elastic granny panties left. I could have sworn I put a bunch of panties in the wash wth my work clothes, but no.
I have to go to work in a thong, I'm not pleased.
I have to chop and slice enough tomatoes for the week when I get to work. 150 salads a day, figure it out. I have to slice a whole flipping case of tomatoes. I hate Monday sometimes.
I got in a bit of a verbal altercation with Jesus girl last week , don't have time to explain, but she was all praising the Lord over the anti- gay marriage vote last week. I called her a bigot ( may have compared her to the Klan) .
She spent most of the day weds and thurs, singing.
" Hallilulah thank you Jesus, praise the lord praise the Lord"
ALL DAY!
She hi-jacked the cd player on thursday, and played praise music, everytime someone turned it off, she stomped over and put her cd back in .
I've about had enough.
So that is what I have to look forward to today, tomatoes and Jesus, with a thong up my ass.
I'll be praying that I don't lose my mind and throw one of those tomatoes at her head.
Have a Happy!
posted by Buggy @ 8:30 AM
18 Comments:
Tomatoes and Jesus with a thong up your ass! Dammit! You made me snort out loud at work. And now I'm sitting here grinning like a friggin idiot. Buggy, you kill me.
Be a rebel. Leave the thong at home and go commando!
Oh Buggy!
You are in a public school, right? I would tell the boss that you are offended by the Jesus speak.
Not to mention the fact that she may be imposing her views on the children. If prayer is not alllowed in school, then Jesus CD's shouldn't be either!
It's not going to get rid of the woman, but at least it will get rid of the music!
...and I'm with Lightsy! I'd rather go commando than wear a thong! Stupid butt floss!
I wear a thong most days.
I don't like tomatoes.
I agree with Nutz about the weird music.
Yay for Buggy for calling the Jesus freak a bigot. *smooches* to you.
You don't have to cut my tomatoes. I can eat them whole, just like an apple. Pass the salt please.
And please don't cut the cheese. coco and I do that just fine. *poot*
I bet Jesus girl would have had heart failure if she'd known you were at work in a thong.
Tomatoes are nasty.
*snort*
Sorry Bug. I'm trying not to laugh but ... well ... it's quite difficult at the moment.
Hope you made it through the day with out chopping up Jesus girl and shoving the thong in her ass.
I hope you wore low rise pants so the top of your thong showed in back. Jesus girl would probably like that.
sorry, i'm just *snorting* too much to type much.
tomato slicing, thong wearing....
*snort*
see?
Can I bring a nice guy down to your kitchen so the two us of can make out in front of Jesus girl while wearing nothing but thongs and smearing tomatos all over each other?
LOL @ HD!
I guess live gay porn would perk the place up a bit!
Hey! Maybe you could just make out with the cute bread delivery guy, cuz I'd pay to see that!
Can you post a photo of said cute bread delivery guy? Does he play for my team?
He doesn't play for your team that I know of ( but then I never asked him about his personnal life)
He is just really hot, and seeing him in a thong would be great!
LOL!
I adore you, Buggy.
Buggy funny.
Did you know you were my favourite today?
(oh, and I would have wanted to cram that CD right up where her head apparently is)
Hi Buggy! Great chatting with you tonight! *smooch*
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