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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Vandals ( and some other random thoughts)

So I'm driving to work yesterday, and the stop sign near my corner says STOP penis.
Okay so that made me smirk, but the next sign says STOP hairy balls.
I don't condon vandalism, but I laughed.
Then I started wondering who would do that? Are their militant man haters in my town? Self loathing teenaged boys? Depilatory specialists?
I've decided it must be those Celibacy Promise kids. There was an article in the local paper this weekend about their group, so I figure they are speading the word.

In other sex news.
Brittney is pregnant, and I say, WHO THE FUCK CARES?
Waste of news time. I can't believe the Today even did a story on what kind of Mommy she will be.
Good lord! Like she is the first selfcentered, no talent, rich twit celebrity to ever gets knocked up.
I'll tell you what kind of Mommy she will be, the kind that pierces her 2 yr olds belly button, and parades her designer clad little precious in front of every camera she can find.

Also on the Today Show this morning, Suzanne Somers wrote another book telling women how to stay sexy and beautiful. How many pages does it take to say, Lots of money and plastic surgery?


Off to work now. Call me silly, but I'm bored with canned ravioli.
I'll keep an eye out for interesting sign taggings.

4 Comments:

Blogger Wheeze said...

rofl at your STOP signs. The Celibacy Promise Kids.

I think Precious Moments has a new line called that, come to think of it.

2:22 PM  
Blogger Asrai said...

Buwahahaha! That cracks me up. Almost enough I was afraid I'd pee myself.

I will now pay special attention to the signage in my town. I'll be sure to report back if I find anything remotely funny.

ACK! Lisa, Precious Moments are so wrong. You're gonna scare the Bug away from her own blog. Tsk. Tsk.

12:44 AM  
Blogger Supes said...

We used to spraypaint the word 'vandalism' on the bottom of stop signs so that they would read "STOP vandalism".

We even made a stencil.

10:55 AM  
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